Sunday, March 26, 2006

WAHHH! NCAA BOO FUCKING HOO!!!

wahhh!! boo hoo hoo!
oh hah hah hahhhhh! boo hooie hoo hoo wah *snf* *hunf* oh waahhh! gonzaga wahhh!!! UCLA oh boo hooie fucking hoo! hoo!! wahhh!! WHAHHH!! WUHAHH HAHH HAHHH!! BOO HOO *SNF* *HUNF* WUH HAH HAH HAHHHHHH!!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Boo hoo WAHHH!

Boo hoo! boo fucking hoo hoo hoo! hoo fucking hoo wah wuh wwwwuh wwAHHH!! *snf snf* wuh hah hah hah hahhhh!!! wuh wuh waaaH!!! WAAAHHH! WWAAAHHH!!! HAH HAH HHHHAAAAHH!!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO FUCKIN' hooooo... wuh wuh wAAHHH! BOO HOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! HAH HAHHHH HAHHH!!!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

WAAAAH HAH HAHHHH! HOO BOO HOO HOO *snf*

EDITOR'S NOTE: In response to the furor over the Danish caricatures of the prophet Mohammed, Wahhh Boohoo has traveled to several Islamic countries and wanted to share his experiences.

WAHHHHHH!!! boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!! Hoo Hoo! Wahhh boo hoo *sniff sniff sniff* WWWAHAAAHHH!! boo hoo hoo *sniff* WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! UH HAH HAH HAHHHHH! WAAAHHHH!!! boo hoo!!! *sniff sniff* uh hah hah uh hah wuh wuh WAHHHHHH!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO!!! HOO BOO HOO!!!WAHHH!! BOO HOO sniff sniff snf fnf WAH. Wah. WAWAWAWAWAHHHH!!! UH HAH HAH HAHHHHH! oh wahhh!! WAHHH!! BOO HOO!!! HOO!!! Boo fucking Hoo hoo hoo! WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! boo hoo! boo hoo hoo hoo boo WAAHHH hooo WAHHHH!!!! boo hoo! hoo! boo hoo! waaahhh! waaaah! waaah! boo hoo! boo hoo hoo! waaahHH!waaah! WAAAAAHHH! huh huh BOO HOO WAAAAAHHH hunf *snf snf* boo hoo hoo booo WAAAAAHHH!! wawa hhahaaaa! buh buh huhu huh WAAA! BOO HOO WAAHHHhhh! waahhh!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO WAAHHH! hanf hanf hanf hah! *sniff*

*snf snf*

WAH HAH! HAH!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Wah hah oh WAHHHH! *snf snf*

EDITOR'S NOTE: Wahhh Boohoo has gone to Washington, D.C. to personally attend President Bush's State of the Union Address. While we doubt he will be allowed to enter, Wahhh Boohoo would like to share his experiences in our nation's capital.

BOO FUCKING HOO HOO!!! HOO BOO HOO!!!WAHHH!! BOO HOO sniff sniff snf fnf WAH. Wah. WWWAHAAAHHH!! boo hoo hoo *sniff* WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! UH HAH HAH HAHHHHH! WAAAHHHH!!! boo hoo!!! *sniff sniff* uh hah hah uh hah wuh wuh WAHHHHHH!!! boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!! Hoo Hoo! Wahhh boo hoo *sniff sniff sniff* hoo hoo hoo waahhh!! boo hoo boo hoo hoo wahhh! hah hah waaahhH!! BOO HOO WAAHHHhhh! waahhh!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO WAAHHH! hanf hanf hanf hah! *sniff* WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! BUH BUH HOOOOOOO! HOO HOO! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!! Waaah! wah!

WAH HAH BOO HOO HOO HOO!

HOO!

Monday, January 23, 2006

Wah huh HAH huh HAAHH! WAH HAH!!!

BOO HOO WAAAAAHHH hunf *snf snf* boo hoo hoo booo WAAAAAHHH!! wawa hhahaaaa! buh buh huhu huh WAAA! WAAAHHHH!!! boo hoo!!! *sniff sniff* uh hah hah uh hah wuh wuh WAHHHHHH!!! boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!! Hoo Hoo! Wahhh boo hoo *sniff sniff sniff* WWWAAAHH! boo hoo! hoo! boo hoo! waaahhh! waaaah! waaah! boo hoo! boo hoo hoo! waaahHH!waaah! boo hoo! WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO!!! HOO BOO HOO!!!WAHHH!! BOO HOO sniff sniff snf fnf WAH. Wah. WAWAWAWAWAHHHH!!! UH HAH HAH HAHHHHH! WWWAHAAAHHH!! boo hoo hoo *sniff* WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! boo hoo! boo hoo hoo hoo boo WAAHHH hooo WAHHHH!!!! WAAAAAHHH! huh huh BOO HOO WAAAAAHHH hunf *snf snf* boo hoo hoo booo WAAAAAHHH!! wawa hhahaaaa! buh buh huhu huh WAAA! WAH HUH HAHHH! WAH HAH *snort* *snf* *gulp* WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! BOO HOO HOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Oh WAHHH! WAHHH!!

wahhh! boo hoo! *snf* sniff sniff WAHHH! oh wahhh!! WAHHH!! BOO HOO!!! HOO!!! Boo fucking Hoo hoo hoo!WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!BOO FUCKING HOO HOO!!! HOO BOO HOO!!!WAHHH!! BOO HOO sniff sniff snf fnf WAH. Wah. WAWAWAWAWAHHHH!!! UH HAH HAH HAHHHHH!boo hoo snf?

Monday, January 09, 2006

Uh huh huh WAAAAAAHHH! *snf*

EDITOR'S NOTE: In a bipartisan effort to support the troops, Wahhh Boohoo has extended his stay overseas and would like to share his experiences in Iraq.

WWWAHAAAHHH!! boo hoo hoo *sniff* WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! BUH BUH HOOOOOOO! HOO HOO! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!! Waaah! wah! BOO HOO WAAAAAHHH hunf *snf snf* boo hoo hoo booo WAAAAAHHH!! wawa hhahaaaa! buh buh huhu huh WAAA! WAAAHHHH!!! boo hoo!!! *sniff sniff* uh hah hah uh hah wuh wuh WAHHHHHH!!! WWWAAAHH! boo hoo! hoo! boo hoo! waaahhh! waaaah! waaah! boo hoo! boo hoo hoo! waaahHH!waaah! boo hoo! waaah! waaaah! waaah!! boo hoo hhooo! hoo! hoo! waaaaah! WAAAH! Wahhh boo hoo *sniff sniff sniff* hoo hoo hoo waahhh!! WAAAHHHH!!! boo hoo!!! *sniff sniff* uh hah hah uh hah wuh wuh WAHHHHHH!!! boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!! Hoo Hoo! Wahhh boo hoo *sniff sniff sniff* hoo hoo hoo waahhh!! boo hoo boo hoo hoo wahhh! hah hah waaahhH!! BOO HOO WAAHHHhhh! waahhh!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO WAAHHH! hanf hanf hanf hah! BOO HOO HOO! HOO! BOO HOO WAAHHHhhh! waahhh!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO WAAHHH! hanf hanf hanf hah! Huh huh huh wah waaah wahhah WAAAAAAAHHHH! *sniff* WAAHHH!!